Jan
29

The Amazing Golf Ball

A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about to tee off, and a greasy little salesman runs up to him, and yells, “Wait! Before you tee off, I have something really amazing to show you! Useful golf equipment !”

The golfer, annoyed, says, “What is it?”

“It’s a special golf ball,” says the salesman. “You can never lose it!”

“Whattaya mean,” scoffs the golfer, “you can never lose it? What if you hit it into the water?”

“No problem,” says the salesman. “It floats, and it detects where the shore is, and spins towards it.”

“Well, what if you hit it into the woods?”

“Easy,” says the salesman. “It emits a beeping sound, and you can find it with your eyes closed.”

“Okay,” says the golfer, impressed. “But what if your round goes late and it gets dark?”

“No problem, sir, this golf ball glows in the dark! I’m telling you, you can never lose this golf ball!”

The golfer buys it at once. “Just one question,” he says to the salesman. “Where did you get it?”

“I found it.”

 

 

Golf Lesson distinguished by gender

A husband and wife love to golf together, but neither of them is playing as well as they want to, so they decide to take private lessons. The husband has his lesson first. After the pro sees his swing, he says, “No, no, no, You are gripping the cheap golf clubs way too hard!”

“Well, what should I do?” Asks the man.

“Hold the club gently,” the pro replies, “just like you’d hold your wife’s breast.”

The man takes the advice, takes a swing, and POW! He hits the ball 250 yards straight down the fairway. The next day the wife goes for her lesson. After the pro watches her swing, he says, “No, no, no, You’re gripping the club way too hard.”

“What can I do?” asks the wife.

“Hold the club gently, just like you’d hold your husband’s penis.”

The wife listens carefully to the pro’s advice, takes a swing, and THUMP. The ball goes straight down the fairway, about 35 feet.

“That was great,” the pro says, “Nice and gentle. Now take the club out of your mouth and swing it like you’re supposed to.”

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Jan
27

Refine your golf skill

Posted In: Golf Talk by Amy

Do you like play golf? Do you want to be an outstanding golfer like Tiger Woods? And whether you are looking to become a golf master. Perhaps you have been at the receiving end of one-too-many golfing jokes. You may hope to impress your boss at the next company outing. Unless you want to pay hundreds of dollars in golfing lessons, you are out of luck, right? Wrong! There are a few things you need to focus on to become the golf pro you have always wanted to be. Everything from developing a positive attitude to using the proper discount golf clubs and stances are imperative to educate yourself on if you hope to see improvement in your golfing.

You might be surprised to learn that simply obtaining a positive attitude can be a contributor in transforming a flop stroke into one that could earn you a par on that particular hole. Confidence and a strong mental attitude are reflected in the way the body of a golf master responds. Have you ever tried to run a mile when you are depressed? How about when you are excited about life and confident in yourself? The difference is clear, even if you simply imagine the situation. The concept holds true with golfing as well. Confidence is your first key to success.

However, you obviously need more than a positive outlook to become a golf master. If you have been hitting the driving range for countless hours and still fail to see results, there is obviously something inherently wrong with your practicing. If you were trying to learn the piano, you would get nothing accomplished if you failed to learn proper fingering on the keys and how to count out measures. The same holds true for golf. The varying clubs are used for many different situations from hitting the long shots to getting out of the sand. You surely are already aware of this, but sand pits differ from one another, the wind may change on a given day, and you need to learn how to play differently in each situation if you hope to be a golf master.

Along with using the right cheap golf clubs is practicing your swing and your stance. If you master these important elements, you will be able to hit longer drives, get out of the sand and curve the golf ball the way you want it to as you putt the ball into the hole. Now is the time to get started! Keep reading more to learn everything you can about this topic.

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Jan
27

Besides some exterior exercises like Yoga, golfers should improve their own physical attribute as well. Arm and shoulder are two important aspects.

 Strong arms and shoulders can improve your golf swing. If you are too weak to lift your golf clubs, how could you say you are a golfer? Nomatther you are pro or amateur. Do exercises three days a week to improve strength. Do two sets of 12 to 20 repetitions to improve strength without bulking up.

Lateral Raise
The lateral raise exercise works the middle portion of your shoulder muscle. Stand with your feet hip-width apart and hold a dumbbell in each hand at your sides. Your arms are straight and your palms will be turned inward toward your legs. Raise your arms to shoulder height but do not lift them higher. Bring your arms back to your sides in a controlled motion to finish one rep.

Reverse Fly or Bent Over Lateral Raise
The reverse fly exercise strengthens the rear portion of the shoulder. Stand with your feet hip-width apart and bend over at the waist. Hold a dumbbell in each hand with your elbows slightly bent. Bring your palms together in front of your thighs. Open your arms straight to your sides and pull your shoulders back. Bring your hands back together in the starting position.

Shoulder Flexion
The shoulder flexion exercise will strengthen the front of your shoulder. You can use two dumbbells or a barbell. Hold your arms in front of you straight with your palms facing down. Either have a dumbbell in each hand or hold a barbell with both, shoulder-width apart. Raise your arms straight in front of you to shoulder height, no higher. Bring your arms down straight to your legs to finish the exercise.

Biceps Curls
Biceps curls are a basic exercise to strengthen the front of your arm, working the biceps and forearm muscles. Stand or sit holding a dumbbell in each hand or a barbell with your hands shoulder-width apart and your palms facing up. Bend your elbows and bring your hands toward your shoulders. Straighten your arms to finish the rep.

Triceps Kickbacks
Triceps kickbacks will tone your triceps muscles in the back of your upper arm. Dumbbells are easiest to use for this exercise. Stand with your feet hip-width apart and bend over with your elbows bent and touching the sides of your body. Hold a dumbbell in each hand with your palms facing toward your body. Extend your arms straight behind you. Bend your arms back only to a right angle to finish the rep.

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