Jan
29

The Amazing Golf Ball

A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about to tee off, and a greasy little salesman runs up to him, and yells, “Wait! Before you tee off, I have something really amazing to show you! Useful golf equipment !”

The golfer, annoyed, says, “What is it?”

“It’s a special golf ball,” says the salesman. “You can never lose it!”

“Whattaya mean,” scoffs the golfer, “you can never lose it? What if you hit it into the water?”

“No problem,” says the salesman. “It floats, and it detects where the shore is, and spins towards it.”

“Well, what if you hit it into the woods?”

“Easy,” says the salesman. “It emits a beeping sound, and you can find it with your eyes closed.”

“Okay,” says the golfer, impressed. “But what if your round goes late and it gets dark?”

“No problem, sir, this golf ball glows in the dark! I’m telling you, you can never lose this golf ball!”

The golfer buys it at once. “Just one question,” he says to the salesman. “Where did you get it?”

“I found it.”

 

 

Golf Lesson distinguished by gender

A husband and wife love to golf together, but neither of them is playing as well as they want to, so they decide to take private lessons. The husband has his lesson first. After the pro sees his swing, he says, “No, no, no, You are gripping the cheap golf clubs way too hard!”

“Well, what should I do?” Asks the man.

“Hold the club gently,” the pro replies, “just like you’d hold your wife’s breast.”

The man takes the advice, takes a swing, and POW! He hits the ball 250 yards straight down the fairway. The next day the wife goes for her lesson. After the pro watches her swing, he says, “No, no, no, You’re gripping the club way too hard.”

“What can I do?” asks the wife.

“Hold the club gently, just like you’d hold your husband’s penis.”

The wife listens carefully to the pro’s advice, takes a swing, and THUMP. The ball goes straight down the fairway, about 35 feet.

“That was great,” the pro says, “Nice and gentle. Now take the club out of your mouth and swing it like you’re supposed to.”

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Jan
29

There was an interesting thing, but not the first time. European number one Lee Westwood has called for compulsory checks to be introduced following the changes to the rules regarding grooves on golf clubs.

The new requirements came into force for professionals for the first time in Abu Dhabi last week, and outlaw “boxed” grooves in favour of a more “v” shape in an attempt to reduce the amount of spin.

As a matter of fact, The changes played a part in Westwood missing the cut on his first appearance of the season after being left in the dark over the legality of a new set of irons with testing only optional.

After missing the cut in Abu Dhabi, Westwood has since had the new discount golf clubs tested. And after they were found to be legal the world number four used them for the first time competitively during today’s first round at the Commercialbank Qatar Masters.

He carded a four under par 68 to sit just a shot adrift of leaders Oliver Wilson and Bradley Dredge.

Westwood believes once the decision was made to change the rules officials should have pre-empted any confusion by enforcing a time limit for players to have their clubs checked after the start of the new season to ensure a level playing field. He said, “I just don’t see the point in bringing that rule in, why leave it up to the individual?”

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Jan
28

At present more and more kids are playing golf. In some cases kids are starting as young as five years old. With this increase in the number of kids that play golf , a greater demand has come for golf supplies for this group. This includes kid’s golf caps as well as apparel, discount golf clubs and all types of golfing supplies.

Size is an issue for this group. It is pretty hard to find kids golf caps that don’t look huge on the kids head unless you go to a place that specialized in smaller sizes. You can find these in a few different places but any store that carries kids clothes will probably have at least some selection of what you would then consider for a golf gap. You will need to be aware of the kids head and if you don’t know it either measure it or bring your child with you.

The great thing about kid’s clothes is that they are so very cute. Same is true for kids golf caps. They are some of the cutest caps that you can get your hands on. In most cases the typical cap for younger ages will be the ball cap but for small girls there is often a selection of visor caps as well. The selection and variety for this age group will not be as vast as the other age groups so in this case you might have to settle a little. If you continue to look you will find the cap you are looking for but perhaps not the color schemes that you were hoping for.

For junior golf caps there are a lot of blues, reds, whites and tans that are easy to get your hands on. In addition there are many golf equipment brands that put out these caps and have their logo on them which will make your kid look just a little more in the golfing mode. Also kids golf caps can sometimes have more pinstripes and other designs than you would see on other size caps, again this is along the lines of being a cute style for the age group.

Outside of size, color and style there is not much else to consider when buying kids golf caps. It is important to get the right size, and actually this is probably the single biggest issue for you to consider for this age group. So shop around, make sure you know the size of the cap before you even bother to do anything else. You will be able to find what you are looking for if you go to the right stops both around town and online.

 
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